Call me bitter, well don’t call me bitter, call me something else, but I swear every time I log into Facebook someone else is off to some glorious Caribbean spot for the next 7 days. Instantly I want to respond with a “I hope you swallow some salt water”, but instead I opt-out for an, “ohh that’s so nice! Have fun in the sun! TTYL!!”, with extra happy faces. Secretly I’m loathing that person and wishing I were on THAT plane going to THAT all-inclusive spot. Like geeze, can’t I be whisked away by Sunwing for 7 days?? I’m pretty sure I deserve it. I’m actually very positive I deserve it.

SIDE NOTE: Not at all the point of this, but you can’t be ‘very’ positive since there aren’t any degrees of positivity. Either you’re positive or you’re not, but for expressions sake I chose to insert how sure I am of myself. Back to my rant.

It seems like the whole world is on a vacation when I’m “stuck” in Brampton commuting to York University everyday to finish a PKIN that is less than desirable, but still very necessary for me to be a part of October convocation! (EXHALE). I’m not envious. Really I’m not. Possibly a tad, just a tadddd jealous. So I’m sitting here on my backyard patio (yea I’m rubbing it in like isopropyl) thinking about it. Surprisingly the more I think about it the better I feel. Want to know why? Well since you so eagerly asked, it’s because I’ve convinced myself that once the hard work has subsided (it’s never really over) I’ll get to celebrate all the things grand in my life. August will bring a much needed vacation spot that you’re not invited to, as well as my birthday sworay that is sure to make YOU envious. In the hopes of not sounding too pretentious I’ll stop here.

Lesson to be learned: I’m the sh*t where ever I go so if it’s not posted up beside you and that cute dolphin then it’ll be somewhere else. The street lights will turn on for me and the trees will rustle a slight breeze to cool me from the heat so ha!

The end.

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