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Not like we used to/Birthday woes

August 18th, 2008

You ever miss your friends? The ones you used to be with every hour of every day? You ever let time pass by only to realize that you’re out of the loop on the latest and greatest details of their life? You know you’ve drifted apart when you start conversations with, “how are you”? Because if you were still close you would know exactly how they were and your question would be more like, “yoooo did you see how rude Lo was to Audrina”?

You ever feel neglected by your friends? The ones you now spend most of your days with? You ever hear about somewhere they went and feel like “geeze I don’t recall getting an invite”. It kinda, sorta, really does suck you know. You start to wonder if they’re even thinking about you. You start to think that you’re not as great of an importance to them as you thought you were. It feels icky when you’re left out.

Birthdays are meant to be spent with your friends. This year isn’t looking so good on that end. It’s kind of a bummer really and has me feeling like I should have been born in the beginning of the summer. Every year I get the same response from past and present friends (some, not all). With school around the corner and summer funds running out it’s understandable that the well has run a little dry so I can’t help but feeling discouraged that this year’s monumental birthday won’t be celebrated as such. I’m going to be 25. It’s a beautiful age really and I don’t feel a day over 21. So you can see why I want this one to be specialer (lol) than all the rest!

I’m hopeful still. I wouldn’t be Crystal Clear if I wasn’t. Maybe it will turn out great. Maybe it will be the greatest one in 25 years! Maybe.

I’ll let you know how it goes. Or if it goes at all.

TTYL

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Emotional like a girl

August 8th, 2008

That’s what my friend kept saying, “he’s emotional like a girl”. I could smell the disdain for such behaviour dripping off his words. At a couple points during the conversation he skipped the four words and summed it up by describing the dude he was talking about as a “bitch” because he was crying about being under-appreciated. While I listened to him spill his guts about what’s been bothering him I latched onto his choice of words and began articulating my realization. Referring to a woman or a man as a “bitch” is not a word choice, rather it’s a state of mind. Even if someone chooses not to use the word he or she will still find a way to describe what was meant. Regardless of how oblivious people seem to think they are when using it, they know exactly what point they’re trying to convey. The term is either used to describe a man displaying “female” traits, or a female letting her emotions “get the best of her”.

“Males shouldn’t be jealous, that’s a female trait” - Jigga

This way of thinking assumes that females are inherently weak because they’re emotional. It also assumes that women are not just emotional, but emotional beyond control, common sense, and rational thinking. We have grown to “earn” this title because we have allowed our feelings to cloud our judgment and distort our decision making one too many times. Most importantly this is not the way we act, this is who we are. It’s a part of our DNA and cannot be easily unlearned. Not only are we open with our feelings, but we’re overly dramatic and always resort to exaggerating our feelings.

It’s a contradictory discourse because society is very good at letting women know which emotions they cannot display for fear of being more like a man. The most prevelant one being aggression. It’s a lose-lose situation for us. There are too many exceptions to the unspoken rule. Either way we’re fucked. If we’re too soft, we’re a weak bitch. If we’re too outspoken and pushy we’re a mean bitch. It’s sad because women have naturalized and internalized these ideas. These notions have become common place in our self-image and in our descriptions of others. What then constitutes a strong (not bitchy) female? Perhaps it’s one who can be soft and obedient, but knows how to lay down the law when needed. Who is making this call? Me? You? Someone else? It seems as if there’s a tight rope we walk everyday trying to be careful not to fall too far one way or another. I don’t think any of us ever get it “right” because there really isn’t a right or wrong way. All that’s left is the only way we know how.

As a little girl I didn’t know I was a bitch. I also didn’t know all the little girls around me were bitches too. I had no idea that my breasts and vagina marked me as something I couldn’t even identify with. What’s more is I had no idea that all the boys playing the same games I did would reap the benefits because they had a penis and testicles. I didn’t know I was supposed to surpress my emotions. I thought I was free to feel. I had no idea there was a price to pay. Somebody should have prepared me for this.

So here I am. I cry. I laugh. I kiss my teeth. I throw things. I cuss bad words. I give kisses and hugs, smiley faces and peace signs. I experience jealousy, betrayal, rage, and even envy. I wasn’t built to inherently feel any which way because I’m a woman. I feel a variety of ways because life comes at you hard and sometimes there isn’t any time to think about your reaction. Past experiences, present and future expectations, my environment and simply the way I choose to respond to situations determines my outward expression. Love me or leave me alone.

Maybe I can’t change the way anyone thinks, but I’m hoping I’ve made you aware of what one female thinks. I have ongoing issues with this frame of mind, but sometimes I keep my mouth shut because I’m exhausted from fighting. I also feel I’ll get my point across better if I choose my battles. I know what some of you may be thinking, “Crystal Clear hunny, you’re not a bitch. It’s those ‘other’ females over there that I’m talking about”. LMAO. I stopped believing that shit a long time ago, and don’t call me hunny.

That’s my word.
Peace.

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100% Real Human Hair

August 7th, 2008

Somebody must have told homeboy that I was that nice. I think he really mistook my quiet demeanour for an entrance into my bubble. Anybody who really knows me understands that I can get aggitated really quickly and I don’t like to play nice with those that act a fool around me. However, on this day I think this dude thought he knew me enough to press the button. Ignorance is a hell of a thing.

It’s all fun and games till you touch a female’s hair whether it’s home grown or store bought. I’m pretty sure his mama taught him not to touch things that weren’t his but I guess he felt I would get a jolly ole laugh from his dumb mistake. The conversation goes like this:

Shit for brains: Is you hair real?
As he tugs it twice

Me: ________, don’t fucking touch my hair.

Shit for brains: Well I dunno is it? Some girls hide the tracks well and blah blah blah

Me: Can I kick you in the balls to check if yours are real?
He starts to realize I’m not having it.

Shit for brains: Well I dunno, maybe you had it implanted from your butt.
I’m ready to tai kwon doe this mofo into next week.

Me: Do you want some toilet paper to wipe your mouth with ’cause you’re talking some real shit right now.
He gets quiet and his friend he came to visit tells him to shut his mouth.

The End.

I don’t know where some dudes get off, a) touching a female without permission and b) quesitioning the authenticity of your her hair. I could have sworn he was born yesterday or was just let out of a cage because any rational person knows that you can’t ask any female about the realness of her hair. Frankly it isn’t any of YOUR business. YOU don’t deserve an answer because…it’s none of your business. Me and you aren’t friends, not even close to it. So don’t touch me! I tolerated him for the sake of not wanting to spend my energy on his loser-ass. He wasn’t and never will be worth my time. Dudes like that get no ratings. I hope the next lady he does that to is a no-hold-barred type of female and busses him upside his head.

At the end of it all he’s still an asshole. I’m still Crystal Clear, and he can’t talk to me anymore. Privileges revoked.

Bottom line: I don’t parlay with stupid people if I don’t have to.

Peace.

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