Somebody must have told homeboy that I was that nice. I think he really mistook my quiet demeanour for an entrance into my bubble. Anybody who really knows me understands that I can get aggitated really quickly and I don’t like to play nice with those that act a fool around me. However, on this day I think this dude thought he knew me enough to press the button. Ignorance is a hell of a thing.

It’s all fun and games till you touch a female’s hair whether it’s home grown or store bought. I’m pretty sure his mama taught him not to touch things that weren’t his but I guess he felt I would get a jolly ole laugh from his dumb mistake. The conversation goes like this:

Shit for brains: Is you hair real?
As he tugs it twice

Me: ________, don’t fucking touch my hair.

Shit for brains: Well I dunno is it? Some girls hide the tracks well and blah blah blah

Me: Can I kick you in the balls to check if yours are real?
He starts to realize I’m not having it.

Shit for brains: Well I dunno, maybe you had it implanted from your butt.
I’m ready to tai kwon doe this mofo into next week.

Me: Do you want some toilet paper to wipe your mouth with ’cause you’re talking some real shit right now.
He gets quiet and his friend he came to visit tells him to shut his mouth.

The End.

I don’t know where some dudes get off, a) touching a female without permission and b) quesitioning the authenticity of your her hair. I could have sworn he was born yesterday or was just let out of a cage because any rational person knows that you can’t ask any female about the realness of her hair. Frankly it isn’t any of YOUR business. YOU don’t deserve an answer because…it’s none of your business. Me and you aren’t friends, not even close to it. So don’t touch me! I tolerated him for the sake of not wanting to spend my energy on his loser-ass. He wasn’t and never will be worth my time. Dudes like that get no ratings. I hope the next lady he does that to is a no-hold-barred type of female and busses him upside his head.

At the end of it all he’s still an asshole. I’m still Crystal Clear, and he can’t talk to me anymore. Privileges revoked.

Bottom line: I don’t parlay with stupid people if I don’t have to.

Peace.

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