Ah. You’re here. I wasn’t expecting you, or anyone really. You sure you’re in the right place? Had I known someone was going to actually come by I would have prepared a little something for you.

Wait! 

Don’t go. PLEASE. Umm I’ll think of something. Just gimme a second. I’m so glad you came. Since you’re here, lets make the best of it. Ok? 

smiling widely and shuffling through the things I have written trying to find the best one to hold your attention

Ok I found something. Ehh ehmm. “There once…”

looking it over and not liking it

I actually don’t like this one. I’m gunna look for something else ok. You won’t leave just yet will you? I’mma be right back. DON’T MOVE!

shuffling through the things I have written trying to find the best one to hold your attention

Ok! I found one. You’ll like it I’m sure. “Have you ever…”

looking it over and realizing it’s not finished

Sorry. This one isn’t finished. Dammit. I didn’t realize. Well it’ll be good when it’s done. I know it. At that time I’ll let you know and you can come back. Ok? 

Oh you have to leave now? So soon? Where are you going? Over there?

Oh. Ok. I understand. No no. It’s ok. Come back when you have time.

Bye.

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“Looking me over and realizing I’m not finished.” - Crystal Coburn

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