And men are born dumb.

The thing is, I’d rather be crazy because at least I’m still smart enough to get help. If you’re dumb (and you know you are) you’re just stuck in your stupidity without a way out. You don’t have enough intelligence to see the ignorance in your ways.

Its hopeless. Both of us are trapped in our preassigned roles. So don’t fight it.

Ladies, embrace your inner bitch. And fellas, forget about your brains, and just do whatever your penis wants. That head can probably navigate through your life better anyway.

SMH. If you haven’t already noticed I’m being sarcastic. Heavily. I just had a sushi lunch (I lie, not JUST, this happened about two weeks ago) with a good friend/mentor/non-bra burning feminist of mine, Shannon Boodram and this kind of mud slinging is what came up during our conversation. The silly lies society tells us that we swallow wholeheartedly.

If you started reading this and you were like, “What the eff?!” then we probably think alike. But if you started reading this and were like, “Damn, finally someone openly spoke the truth,” then you my friend need to have a talk with Shannon and I. I hope there’s not too many of you, but if there is the pleasure of schooling you is all ours!

Good times with great minds. Love it. Thanks Shannon!

Sidenote: The line of the evening was, “I think I’m going to develop an eating disorder.” LOL. Not to make light of that but the place we went to charges you .50 for every piece of sushi you order but don’t eat. So after we lost count of how much we had already eaten because there was so much…we ordered more. Glutton for punishment I suppose? Anyway, at that point I wanted to purposely throw up because we were so stuffed and after counting how much was left that .50 was adding up – I needed to make room for more, hence an impromptu vomit fest. Fortunately though I didn’t. Our server rescued us and said he wouldn’t charge us for the pieces left (while holding this, “you guys are stingy” look on his face).

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